vendredi 31 mai 2013

La vie d'Adèle

Christine Boutin accuses "The life of Adèle" of winning the Palme d'or because it is "trendy to be gay"
Sure, and last year with "Love" by Haneke, was it trendy to be dead?

An Mil

Year One Thousand : dark times of tampon hunting

jeudi 30 mai 2013

Wikipedia & Nabila

Nabila's Wikipedia article has been removed because she wasn't worth it... That's a good thing...
Could they also remove Bernard-Henry Levy's, though?

mercredi 29 mai 2013

Si Chris Hadfield était Bouddhiste... (il serait encore plus stylé)

Buddhists believe our past lives influence the one we are living now. The better they were, the better our future condition will be. 
According to my calculations, to be himself today, Chris Hadfield is the reincarnation of Gandhi, Martin Luther King, Mother Teresa, Nikola Tesla, Michael Jackson and Albert Schweitzer altogether.

lundi 27 mai 2013


Abercrombie CEO decided to stop producing XL and XXL sizes to fit an ideal of "beauty and slimness". 
Right, a fattie looks much better in size S...

samedi 25 mai 2013

Home sweet home

26th of May, demonstration against gay marriage in France : STAY HOME!

vendredi 24 mai 2013

jeudi 23 mai 2013

Like me

On the internet, the most viral posts are the ones that simply ask for it, like "come on guys, like my page!"
Can you imagine such a performative power of words in real life? 

Come on girls, suck my dick!

mercredi 22 mai 2013


- Hi! Who are you? 
- I'm a diaper, I just arrived

- Aaaah... I was beginning to wonder why I'd had 9 months of quietness...

samedi 18 mai 2013

Chris Hadfield

Chris Hadfield is Canadian, he wears a nice moustache, he can sing David Bowie, and he's an astronaut. 
Honnestly, Chris : just any of these qualities would be enough to show of, don't you think you're being a bit too much?

vendredi 17 mai 2013

Vendredi, c'est misanthropie.

I'm in a terrible mood today... I hate everyone, they're disgusting me! They're stupid, childish, selfish, ignorant, sexist, racist, and completely DUMB!
They make me sick!

Wow... My vomit is pure cotton wool...

vendredi 10 mai 2013


Robert Pattinson earns milions and bangs girls just because he sucks blood on TV... 
Whereas no one cares about ME!

mardi 7 mai 2013

Tampon à Lilliput

Ok, we all like Gulliver's girlfriend, but right now, she's really making fools of us, isn't she? 

vendredi 3 mai 2013

Avant le tampon

Before tampon was invented
No Charles, I won't come out! I told you I have my periods!