mercredi 26 juin 2013

Chacun son destin.

Banana : I wouldnt like to be you! Ending up in a pussy! So lame!
Tampon : ok I have to tell you something...
'cos apparently you didnt understand why they recruited you...

samedi 22 juin 2013


I've had some first comments on the blog. That's cool. They're all written by anonymous persons. I wonder how it would be to have so many anonymous guys in real life...
"Hey, is it the onsentamponne party?"

mercredi 19 juin 2013

It's raining dead pigeons

Article : It's raining dead pigeons in Bar-le Duc
Ahah, "raining pigeons", what kind of bullsh...

mardi 18 juin 2013

Gimme gimme gimme a job

There are no recruiters in France now, and I'm looking for a job... So I've decided to apply for the NASA.

lundi 17 juin 2013


Philosophy exam for high school diploma : "what do we owe the State?"
Well, I'll tell you that right now... (looking at his tax return)

vendredi 14 juin 2013

Ne me quitte pas...

Airport srike : no plane
Train conductors strike : no train
How can anyone pretend nothing is set to avoid rich people to leave France to pay less tax?

mardi 11 juin 2013


Dr Michael Douglas

Michael Douglas said his throat cancer was caused by too many cunnilinguses
He worries me about what caused my grandfather's colon cancer...

lundi 10 juin 2013


After the horse meat scandal at Spanghero, 230 jobs are jeopardized. Being fired is not so bad...
The horses didn't have that chance!

samedi 8 juin 2013

Hollande, Chine, Japon : trouvez l'intrus?

French president Hollande mistook Japan for China during his speech in Japan... Well Holland, China, Japan, it's 3 countries, you can be confused if you're 4 years old. 
Or he can still explain that all those rice-eating chinks look the same!

jeudi 6 juin 2013

L'argent n'a pas d'odeur

The French presidency sold some of their wine stocks to refill the coffres of the State...
I wonder if they're also going to sell their toilet paper, maybe they could get 12 euro out of it.

mercredi 5 juin 2013

C'est r'parti comme en 40

Article : Heath Campbell tried to convince the judge he could be a good father to his son Adlof Hitler Campbell by going to court in a nazi uniform. 
Vell, vhat is ze problem? 

mardi 4 juin 2013

Faits divers

Article : a man snatched his own eyes out and impaled himself on the fence of a hardware store. 
Wow, on the fence of a hardware store! The guy must have been REALLY fed up of fixing every home repairs...

lundi 3 juin 2013

Rencontre avec Pomelo

Winter is coming

In series, ALL girls are hot. Even the supporting roles, even the extras. They're ALL hot. 
Can you imagine what it would be in real life? "Be careful, I just cleaned the stairs."